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He Allowed A Girl To Spend 1.1 Million Dollars Using His Card But Then…

#1 Cellphone Call

This is a normal occurence. Nothing strange here.

#2 Shopping

It’s his wife and she’s out shopping

#3 Using His Card

She has expensive taste,but it doesn’t seem to phase him.

#4 Cars And Houses

In one day of shopping she’s buying a leather coat, a new Mercedes, and a millon dollar seaside house, and he’s fine with it.

#5 Whose Phone Is This

Ad there’s the rub. Did you see that coming.

#6 Lesson

Never leave your phone unattended.

#7 Lesson 2

Especially if you have a gold digger wife.Source

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She Hides Under the Bed to See if Her Boyfriend is Loyal. She is Shocked by What Happens.

#1 What would your man do?

If you put him through every test imaginable, threatening to leave. Would he stay loyal?

#2 So she wrote him a letter saying that she was done and had left

Not intending to leave at all, she was testing his fortitude and fidelity in terms of the relationship.

#3 Wanting to capture his reaction, she left the letter on his desk

And instead of leaving, she crept under the bed to see what he would do: get angry? Call another girl?

#4 Sure enough, he immediately picked up the phone

He told the person on the other end that the “dummy” had found out he was cheating and that he was coming over. Surely, he had failed the test.

#5 When she heard him leave she, still in shock, got out from under the bed

On the desk was a letter from him stating, “Hey goofball, make sure your feet are not hanging out from under the bed next time you try to hide.”

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14 People Who Proved That They Have No Idea How The Female Body Works.

1. So starving is the key to stopping menstrual cycle. Sorry to say this is wrong, but what can you expect from a person who believes that menstruation is not natural

2. User _shsatan began a thread in Reddit where she had to explain that females don’t pee from their clitoris.

“I just explained to my husband(31) and Sister-in-law(26) that females don’t pee from their clitoris. What are the most bizarre ideas you have heard about the female anatomy?”

3. User thumper5 gave a reply to that which most women would have loved to be real but unfortunately is a myth.

“Holding period blood is similar to holding pee. My ex-boyfriend used to think that we can just hold it so wouldn’t stop at a gas station.”

ETA: For every period, only one pad or tampon is enough, and they aren’t really essential for hygiene.

4. After finally understanding this post through the myriad of spelling mistakes, this woman thinks that build-up of years of semen is the reason behind smelly vag!nas. Unimaginable!

5. pizzaoverload found a YouTube comment where a woman said that several years of over training has brought back her period.

“Although I am a male, I have always felt that the period blood is actually body’s way of getting rid of toxic blood. Some women believe that they are sick if they are not having periods, but I think that with proper exercise and clean diet, there will be no toxins in your body so there is no need for periods. Hence, that actually is a good thing, it isn’t something you should be worries about. It seems that most women have toxins in their blood and the body tries to detoxify the system through periods. What do you think about this idea? “

6. User wicksa, who is a delivery nurse by profession, shared several stories about these myths.

“I was waiting for this! I am a delivery nurse; hence I have heard a lot of weird stuff. Most of them are from mothers who are teenagers. “

A 16 year old pregnant lady told her that if they douched with sprite, she wouldn’t get pregnant even after $sex.

“I wanted a c section, since I was sure that it would be impossible for my baby to fit through my tight pussy. But the doctors didn’t listen.” Turns out there were no problems whatsoever during delivery, and the baby did fit through.

A 5ft. girl, weighing around 120 pounds, who has a stomach the size of a beach ball, and who didn’t have a period in over 9 months, came to the hospital with abdominal pains. They were actually contractions and the girl claims that she had no idea that she was pregnant.

“I love nipple play during $sex, so I will not breastfeed because it might turn me on.”

7. This man thinks that a woman’s vag!na size is related to the thigh gap, and says that he has no problem with women whose thighs touch

 

This isn’t the end.

 

He just doesn’t stop

Finally, someone informs him that he is wrong and what it really is

8. This commentator has given birth to two children, yet she doesn’t have the slightest idea about how pregnancy really works.

I believe that a baby needs more space. I have given birth to 2 children, and both of them preferred to move around and not get stuck in such a tiny space. I don’t think it’s a good idea to keep your baby in such a small space. Hence, I would advise you to not be selfish during pregnancy and try to work out as much as you can to stay slim.

9. A $sexual assault investigator didn’t know what a cervix is and had to be explained in court. This is a true story.

During investigation of Kelli Smith’s case, where she killed a father of two children by driving in the wrong way, it was found that maybe she was given some sort of a rape drug which could have led to the accident. Investigation further revealed that the woman had injuries in her cervix and didn’t have any pants or underwear on at the site of the accident. Eric Stacks, who is supposed to be an expert investigator on $sexual assault was consulted. In court, Jennifer Bukowsky, the defense attorney then enquired about the injury.

 

Bukowsky: How many times have you seen such injuries to the cervix in a car crash?

Stacks: I don’t think I am following you here – whats a cervix?

Bukowsky: You have no idea what a cervix is?

Stacks: No. Can you please explain?

10. User katiedid05 posted this image on Reddit of a teenager who explains that the clitoris has to increase in length by 10 centimetre before giving birth.

“Your clitoris has to increase in length by 10 cm or else you won’t be able to give birth – this is the reason doctors say that 10 cm dilated is needed to push. Although I am not an adult yet, I am knowledgeable in this field. “

11. He tried to be funny, became the joke himself.

A guy tried to post something funny in the comments of an Onion article named, “Gunman Is In Shock Since He Has To Travel A Long Distance To Find A Planned Parenthood Clinic.”

12. User midnasays shared this awful meme which attempt to slut shame women who use pads.

13. This woman believes that she is need of a placenta transplant.

14. An anti-abortion lawmaker asked why women were reluctant to swallow those tiny cameras to no longer have to go through any gynaecological ​exams.

I know its hard to believe but this guy actually makes laws.

There was a debate going on regarding an anti-abortion bill when a Republican lawmaker asked why women were reluctant to swallow those tiny cameras to no longer have to go through any gynaecological ​exams.

This question was posted by Idaho Rep. Vito Barbieri to Dr. Julie Madsen, who testified against the bill which proposed that doctors should be banned from giving any medicine for abortion using a webcam if they haven’t met the person in real life before. She had to explain that while the pill will definitely go to the stomach, it won’t go to the vag!na.

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Tricky Pictures That Will Freak You Out

#1 Stretch Armstrong

This is either a really great photobomb or the man in the background has a rubber arm.

#2 Man Bun

Now that’s what I call a real man bun.

#3 The Perfectly Timed Muscle Flex

It looks like she’s got one muscular butt.

#4 When The Drinking Gets Kinky

They can’t take their eyes off each other, but we’re focused on something else.

#5 The Woman Without Legs

We are seriously pondering where this woman’s legs went because they’re definitely not there.

#6 Baby Got Muscles

Wow. This girl is ripped, with a little help from whoever is behind her!

#7 Godzilla Attack!

I would not be moving that slow if Godzilla was after me. Get on your bike and get the hell out of there!

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These Awkward Father-Daughter Text Fails Will Make You Cringe Inside Out

#1 Well this is going to be awkward.

#2 Classic Dad

#3 Funny, right?

#4 Epic Boner

#5 Poor dad had a heart attack all because his daughter wanted oj

#6 Trust is an expensive thing to afford.

#7 Like seriously?

#8 Read the name carefully next time.

#9 Oh, sorry Dad.

#10 Parents Shouldn’t Text!

#11 Daughter Trolled By Her Father

#12 laugh so hard

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Times Karma Got Its Sweet Revenge

#1 Evil Laugh

You’re now forced to wipe with duct tape!

#2 The Sign of Shame

Walmart out of all places man?

#3 Pennys For Days

Hey, they never said the form payment should be made in

#4 Wonder Why

Well Karla, that’s what happens when your dog drives while you take selfies…

#5 Playing Smart

Now THIS is how you expose your man and his pregnant side chick.

#6 How Long Will This Take?

Bet they’ll never park in front of one again…

#7 Parking Ticket Revenge

You have to absolutely hate her soul to do this. So evil!

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These People Are So Busy Taking Pics They Forgot About Their Reflection!

Mirrors are funny some times. Please be aware of such situation when you are taking selfies next time. Otherwise it will make you a troll instead of a star. Here are some unfortunate experiences of some people who took pictures thinking no one will realize the actual situation but the reflection caught them red handed .

What’s that pink thing ? Lol

This cat

Traffic Woooooo !!

That As5 !!

It even took me a while to spot it. Can’t blame me.

Forever Alone

That Man !!

He is good in photoshop, But he forgot the mirror.

See, mirror never lies !

He got beautiful legs !

This TV !

Watching Ponr Hun ?

That man and his expression !

That head !

He didn’t know we are watching lol

This traffic ugh !

Lmao !

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Most Embarrassing Pictures On The Internet That Went Viral AF

#1 Bringing $exy Back

Or, at the very least, bringing jorts back.

#2 Brea$t Envy?

We’re not sure who should be embarrassed here .

#3 Keep Cramming

And we aren’t talking about the night before your final exam…

#4 One Turd to Rule Them All

I mean, if you squint really hard, it kinda looks like a castle, right?

#5 Abby Run?

FYI, the Beatles were WALKING when they crossed Abbey Road for the album cover shoot, ladies.

#6 Some People Never Grow Up

Might as well call this group the Peter Pans.

#7 You Wish

If you feel compelled to take this picture, you probably are lacking in the size department.

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Photos That Will Completely Destroy Your Childhood

Childhood is time of Innocence. We only think in straight when we are kids, no inner meanings no puns. There was no possibility of thinking in a wrong way. But as we approach to adulthood we start to realize things. Now we start to get inner meaning and dirty meaning of stuffs. Adulthood comes by destroying your childhood. You must realize that you are an adult when you see things and thinks entirely different than before.

See these 21 pictures that literally tell you that your childhood is over.

 

1. What is Arthur’s dad talking about?

2. Nifty Shades of Beige… or 50 Shades of Something Else?

3. The doctor’s name in Rocko’s Modern Life

4. The time this happened in Magic School Bus..

5. Makes you think

6. The crane in Transformers

7. This moment in the Care Bears

8. Now we know how Papa Bear really feels…

9. The motel in Rocko’s Modern Life

10. This harsh truth about The Flash

11. This moment from The Magic School Bus

12. Santa’s secret past

13. This statement from Young Justice

14. Uh, this…

15. Childhood destroyed when you realize what Spongebob is really using

16. O…M…G

17. That moment you realize what Donald really has under the covers

18. That moment you realize Blossom is a twisted little girl

19. That moment you realize the puddle isn’t yellow

20. They’re called CARE Bears for a reason

21. And, finally, Mr. Rogers…

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Demotivational Photos Only Real Men Will Understand

#1 Come Again?

Sorry can you repeat that…those things were talking to us.

#2 What Beer?

Only one thing can keep a mans attention from beer…

#3 Pervy Homer

Wouldn’t have ever noticed her Simpsons towel…

#4 So Easy

Now THIS is how you get them to sign up…

#5 Men Love Mirrors

Never to look at themselves though…

#6 Too Hot To Handle

Men are so easily satisfied…even if it’s only 30 seconds!

#7 Bro!

Nothing needs to be said…just give the look.

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Girls Who Totally Forgot Their Manners

#1 Pants On Fire!

#2 Drunk FACEPALM

#3 No Toilet Paper? Use a Bidet!

#4 Drying Off

#5 Trashy Stats

#6 Dad Manners

#7 Bad Girl Gamble

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The Most Brutal Fails You’ll See

#1 Beoobs

It’s a fail for them, but not for any guys click on this picture.

#2 Happy Guy

One guy’s happy, one guy’s sad. Hmmm …

#3 Painting Nails

Guys painting girls’ nails. Fail?

#4 Photoshop Disaster

This guy is scary. Don’t you think?

#5 Blow Up Doll

When you just can’t leave her home.

#6 Yes Or No

This guy really makes it clear.

#7 Mysterious

Only one person believes in his charm.Source