Texting fails can prove to be a nightmare, but sometimes, they can be hilarious too, especially if these happen to some other person. However, when these happen with your parents, the situation can be extremely awkward, and you try your best to remain as clean as possible. Take a look at these 9 texting fails from parents that are weird as well as hilarious.
All of us make mistakes, such as texting that guy while drunk with whom we broke up recently. Maybe you still have feelings and want to get back together?
If you are thinking of messaging your ex, you need to stop right there, and think about the consequences. These epic replies show why messaging your ex is a really bad idea, and you should probably stay away from that.
1. She doesn’t even recognise you.
2. He tried to be different, but she was prepared.
It is often seen that Celebrities, politicians, businessmen or sometimes common people are wrongly accused of something they didn’t do and face the backlash of media and commoners. Though the accusations may sometimes be correct, it is often seen that the media exaggerates the whole thing and also misinterprets the statements of famous people and then form people’s opinions against the person. Sometimes those accused choose to keep mum and not comment at all, but some do stand up for themselves and give such replies that are actually commendable and legendary, thus clearing all the negative air about them
So, here are 12 which text replies that will surely make you stand up and clap.
1. Oh, shut up man!
It surely raises a big question mark on his small lunch box.
2. Be careful next time!
If someone has your number, you need to be cautious with such threats.
3. Why are people fat? Oops, I thought it was because of food!
Make sure you are witty enough when you try to insult someone; there are chances to get a good comeback from them as well. So be prepared.
4. Poor boy!
Warning: Don’t leave your phone around, where your mom can find it and reply to a text.
5. She had a great comeback line.
I wish, we could see the Mormon’s boy reply.
6. Spill the beans!
Lesson: Be careful while texting a personal information. You never know what someone knows until you tell them.
7. Parents using texting slang can be hilarious!
But not all the times!
8. Kudos to this mom!
Some moms can be hysterical, but it’s not funny when she zings you via text.
9. Ta- da!
You will bang your head in the wall after reading this.
10. You can also try this one with your mom.
Now, that’s a great way to make a comeback.
11. When the opponent is an orthographer.
When you try to write a witty response, make sure you know how to spell the words correctly.
12. This hilarious come back.
If she breaks up with him and is now his ex. Then going back with his ex, means he is going back with her.
Relationships are often fragile, especially there is not much trust between the partners. Also, nowadays it is normal to text frequently when you are in a relationship. But sometimes, people just don’t think carefully and send messages that ultimately ruins their relationships. It takes only one text to end a relation. Let’s take a look at some of them.
Anyone who has been to the doctor(which includes everyone) had to answer the question where their $exual history was asked. Most people answer normally, however, some people can give some rather awkward answers.
This places the doctors and the nurses who are listening the answers in a weird position. Some of these responses are quite hilarious too.
A Reddit user named davis482 recently asked this question on Reddit directed towards nurses and doctors about what was the best answer they received when their patients were enquired about their $exual history. Check out the top 15 responses below.
1. mhornberger‘s patient had to explain a lot.
2. Maybe, the question was asked by Coord26673 in a confusing manner.
3. Maybe Dan-z should have asked her to keep a count next time onwards.
4. I am sure this guy would have taken up another form to complete his story of $exual encounters if he had to wait any longer.
5. DarwinianMonkey‘s grandma was great!
6. Was this because of her dementia?
7. Yeah, he had to learn it the hard way.
8. SqueezeTheShamansTit seems to be a great doctor, based on that username!
9. Although I feel sorry about your grandfather’s death, I have to say that’s a great way to leave this planet.
10. I would have probably knocked him unconscious if this happened to me.
11. This seems like a bit too much info from moonboots333.
12. Just asking for a friend.
13. Well, rattling a nurse does take some serious effort, especially someone so conservative!
Many people enjoy trolling others on the Internet, especially make fun of their bodies, but that is rather discouraging especially when someone is trying to get into shape. Going to the gym is really scary – you see so many huge weights all around, and you are surrounded by hulk like guys sweating and lifting weights like crazy.
Now if you are one of them, then its definitely not challenging, however, its a different story for women. One such woman was trying to get into shape, and had no idea that an idiot made a video of her while she was lifting and then posted it on Snapchat. This video even got to Worldstar Hip Hop.
Now, from the video, it seems as if she is using her vagina muscles for lifting, but those are actually quite strong, and this exercise is known as the Jerfferson Squat. She definitely doesn’t have the best form, but at least she is trying her best.
Take a look at the comments below which were posted in response to the video, and most of these comments are trying to shame her. However, later the guy himself got roasted, and even got called out for his minuscule biceps.
Its important to remember that you should work out at the gym, instead of looking at what others are doing. Its not a place to humiliate and shame each other, since everyone is at the gym for a common aim – to get in the best shape possible.
Have you guys ever wondered what it actually feels like when you see a toilet seat at the end of a row of wash basins? Or wondered how it appears when you see a staircase that goes up and ends in the freaking wall? You can also get to see that there is a blind balcony that is literally of no use. Well, here are 17 engineering fails that will surely make you pretty much surprised and these are sure to make you ponder how these bloody engineers got a degree. Here, have a look below:
#1 Stairway that actually will lead to nowhere
#2 For those of you who have half a bum cheek, this is fine
#3 Yes, it is almost there.
#4 Good for all vampires.
#5 Water and electricity: it is indeed a great match.
#6 Thomas the Train that could not.
#7 Useless after all
#8 That cannot be safe for anybody
#9 Well, they must be having a hover craft
#10 Strange. Is it not?
#11 Pointless it is.
#12 It seems, the window is actually drunk.
#13 Watch your Jump out there.
#14 Useless balcony it is.
#15 Now no one can see your PIN Number, not even you
Though with all their goofy mischiefs kids manage to give their pattern a hard time and sometimes just turn out to be a nuisance, parents love and adore their children like anything. They get excited with their every single milestone, and do not hesitate to share it with the world. Thus, many enthusiastic moms and dads use Twitter as a platform to showcase their love for their kids to the world. With umpteen 140 character tweets out there, we bring you the best and most quirky tweet of parents about their children every week. So here these are for this week. Hope you enjoy reading them and get inspired to share your child’s little mischiefs with the world.
If you ever feel bored, then take a look at the comments section on Facebook. Most of the comments are normal, but sometimes, you will get to see a jewel, a comment so epic that you won’t be able to stop laughing for a long time. Doctors claim that laughter is the best medicine, so if you something to laugh at, take a look at these hilarious smartass Facebook comments!
This man asked the nurse repeatedly that he wanted to wait for the doctor…but the nurse backured him she’s a professional. But she never expected this.
When we visit a specialist for restorative illness and treatment, it is typical for specialists or medical attendants introduce there to approach us to evacuate attire for physical examination. There are no questions in a patients mind as just when it is truly required, the specialists would request a man to evacuate garments. In any case, a few people are bashful to do as such.
The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor.
“In front of you?” He asks, shy.
What’s more, now and again when they do expel attire, it can prompt something so diverting as the episode beneath:
He then inquires as to whether he ought to do as such before her, to which she says “Well no, however I’ve seen the human body some time recently. The man advance demands and says “Not one like mine. You’d kick the bucket giggling at my body”
The nurse says: “Well no, but I’ve seen the uncovered human body before. The man said, “Not one like mine. You’d die laughing at my uncovered body.”
“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the Nurse to the patient, “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
The attendant consoled him “obviously I won’t snicker’ I’m an expert, in more than a quarter century have never giggled at a patient.
“Okay then,” said the patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life.
In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
The patient was persuaded with the medical attendant and continued to drop his trousers off. As he did that, it worked out that he had a colossal male body with the littlest conceivable male organ the Nurse had ever observed some time recently. In its length and width, it was same as an AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.
And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man’s private part, she composed herself as well as she could.
Nurture truly made a decent attempt to conceal her chuckles, however it exclaimed as she continued snickering. Later she understood that she shouldn’t snicker g at a male’s private organ and she took control over her giggle.
“I am so sorry,” she said, “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?”
Nurture then let him know “I am sad”, I don’t recognize what came over me. On my respect as a Nurse and a woman, I guarantee that it won’t happen once more. Presently, let me know, what is by all accounts the issue?”
“It’s swollen,” Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.